1. 12skinn:

prettyboyfood:

Hungry?

fuck. :|
  2. fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan
  3. imremembering:

I want to touch your butt
  4. amoying:

    when people keep talking and you just wanna

    image

    (via ashleyhoes)

  5. l1berum:

iamsmallcat this is you